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07-26-2007, 07:49 PM
#19 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to
Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against
Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of
you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing
up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people
you Fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total
stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you
don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of
you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available,
he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind
if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to
wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy
neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at
the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to
Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you
don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner
for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your
partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation
primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again?
We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think
about?!
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to
Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against
Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of
you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing
up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people
you Fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total
stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you
don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of
you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available,
he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind
if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to
wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy
neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at
the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to
Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you
don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner
for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your
partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation
primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again?
We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think
about?!