[T.D.C.]

A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a toy. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!”

He replies, “It’s not for sale.”

The woman says, “Please I want that one,” again he says it’s not for sale.

The woman says, “I’ll give you a hundred dollars for it.” and the salesman says, “Well, okay.

Five minutes later, his boss walks in and asks, “How’s business today?”

The salesman replied, “It’s pretty slow but I just made a hundred dollars off of my thermos.”

 

[Mike Gibson]

I read several of these today and these two cracked me up. They are all true stories BTW.

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB,
I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.
To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing me.

I looked up from my work and sheepishly said . . ..
' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'

She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . ..

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was,
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'


Baby's First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'