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Best Joke of the year?

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says.....
Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me
housing, food stamps, FREE medical care and free education.
The passer-by says....
"You are mistaken, I am Mexican"
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
The person says.... "I no American, I Vietnamese
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and say s..... Thank you for the wonderful
America!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I
am Not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
Puzzled he asks her......
"Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady checks her watch and says...."Probably at work!"
 

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I was going to read the whole thing, but I had to get back to work.
 

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Ain't no joke Bubba

Why do you think my handle is Wy and not Mn anymore.Got tired of the land of 10,000 taxes and affirmative action.I ain't prejudice,I'll Work with anybody that will carry their weight!!
Not political just FACT...Aww heck its still funny.........................Now:cool:
 

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Somali's

Boy is that joke the truth except the Somali's in Minnesota don't Thank Any one For Anything. They just take all they can and hate the US on top of it. We have them all over my town and I can't stand them.
 

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All of us American's

That is a sick joke. All too true. I was on the Southern border when the Elian Gonzalez thing occurred. Boy was that eye-opening for a Mid-Western boy!!
 
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