I'm For LGBT rights

I like it, JR, gotta remember that one.

For years now when some libtard starts in on LGBT, I nod my head, look interested, and then announce that "I understand because I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. I didn't realize it until around 12 or 13 when I started having a really strong attraction to females. Somebody taught me about lesbians, so I decided I must be one. It really hasn't caused me too much grief, I just explain that I prefer women."

If you can deliver those lines in a heartfelt way, pausing every now and then, and you do it without laughing, those libtards just don't know how to react. Most of 'em know you're a lying damn *******, but there's a teeny-tiny chance you're serious. Since they don't know how to react, they usually change the subject, which was my goal all along. Give it a try sometime, learn to mess with 'em.

I think a line from South Park sums up what it takes to be a Lesbian.............................." Mum says you gotta chew carpet to be a Lesbian...." as Cartman says to Stan who walks in on him on the floor chewing the rug and asks him what he's doing.

It's a target rich environment for those out there who have a wicked sense of humour and can play the alphabet mob at their own game.