Varmint Hunters Forum banner

1 - 7 of 7 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
9,345 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
The Alamo...
One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in
Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man
fixin to jump. ("fixin" in Texas means: has the means or abilities, and may take action).

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump,
think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, " My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said. "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo."

He replied, "What's the Alamo?"

She replied. "Well bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump you little
Yankee CNN loving liberal left-wing bastard, you’re holding up traffic."
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,068 Posts
Ha!

I sent that to my Texan SIL I know she will like that one.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,691 Posts
Sent it to my TX friend - a fellow Corvette AND gun nut! He'll love it too!
 
1 - 7 of 7 Posts
Top