What's ole Carpman to do?

charlie sterner · Mar 28, 2019

Guess he'll have to sell his waders and velcro gloves? Move across the river maybe?

Kentucky Fisherman · Mar 28, 2019

Not a problem. I'll just call Jussie Smolette and get him to hire a couple ewes to attack me late at night.

Carpman

Doug Roberts · Mar 28, 2019

Hmmm

Take 'em across the river to Indiana, of course.

T.D.C. · Mar 28, 2019

Isn't that a violation of the Mann Act?
Unless 1 sheep year = 7 people years ??!!

Doug Roberts · Mar 29, 2019

Maybe

T.D.C. said:
Isn't that a violation of the Mann Act?
Unless 1 sheep year = 7 people years ??!!

It's certainly grounds to have your man card revoked!